Unhinged Review of Breaking Dawn Part 2

Kat and Ryley are finally done with the twilight saga. Enjoy this review of and reading of reviews from Breaking Dawn Part 2

Review Overview: I-
The whole fight was hypothetical?
Resume is terrifying. Jacob needs to go to jail. There wasn't enough built up for Aro to just say, "I'm going home," and leave the fight.
Stephanie might not know how to end a series. Also might not know that you really shouldn't make a child the love interest for an adult character.
It is a lot funnier than part one, and that alone made it more entertaining to watch. It is still nothing compared to the first three. Where did the vampire sparkles go? What exactly did the 136 million budget go towards? Definitely not wigs.
Kat and Ryley: 2/5

kat 0:10

Hello and welcome back or welcome to Easy Bake Takes the podcast where we read the one star reviews of your favorite movies, and we give our thoughts and opinions. My name is Kat.

ryley 0:22

And I'm Ryley

kat 0:23

and we're we're on the last movie. We're on Breaking Dawn Part Two. We're there. And I'm so ready to not be doing this anymore.

ryley 0:31

I'm so excited. This is the last, I'm not going to talk about toilet with you for years.

kat 0:35

No.

ryley 0:36

Well, maybe I'm-

kat 0:37

No more Twilight talk.

ryley 0:38

No more Twilight.

kat 0:39

I'll still send you tiktoks about Twilight.

ryley 0:41

Exactly. I'm still gonna buy the keychain.

kat 0:45

Yeah

ryley 0:45

That has the filter of it, but that's about it. I'm done. I'm done with Twilight.

kat 0:49

I'm still gonna listen to the soundtrack. Sing the songs at you.

ryley 0:54

You did a good Bon Iver last week. I really liked that.

kat 0:56

Thank you.

ryley 0:57

It was good.

kat 0:59

But as you can tell we are done we are done doing these. So. you get that information in there let me know what's what's the background on this lovely movie.

ryley 1:10

The background of this lovely movie is, Bella awakes as a vampire from her life threatening labor and her newborn daughter Renesme, god, proves to be very special indeed. While Bella just to her new state of being, that goddamn name, Renesme experiences accelerated growth.

kat 1:31

Why did you sounds like that was computer generated?

ryley 1:35

With the autotune.

kat 1:38

It sounded like Siri.

ryley 1:42

I can't pronounce it.

kat 1:43

I'm leaving that in

ryley 1:44

Yeah. Well, I can't pronounce the name and once a resume and when I say resume because I can't.

kat 1:50

Just say resume.

ryley 1:51

Resume. While Bella adjusts to her new state of being, resume experiences accelerated growth. When the Volturi learn of the babies existence, they declare her to be an abomination. They sentence the Cullens to death. Bella and- Bella and Edward and the rest of the clan seek help from allies around the world protect their family. So it's the final one, Bella's now a vampire. We have a weird kid. And then the Volturi that have been like it- like they've been in all the movies, but the whole time you're like, what are they? I mean, I know they cause something.

kat 2:28

When are these guys gonna come in, you know, like, literally?

ryley 2:30

When is Michael Sheen gonna say more than two lines. in the movie?

kat 2:34

Do you want to just go ahead and start with our- with our opinion?

ryley 2:37

Yes.

kat 2:38

And get these off our chests.

ryley 2:38

Yes.

kat 2:39

Okay.

ryley 2:40

I have a lot of them.

kat 2:42

Why the fuck are they Introducing 15 new characters at the last movie?

ryley 2:48

I don't know. And then like half of them don't even have any lines. Or you don't even learn their names.

kat 2:53

And they're in the end credits.

ryley 2:55

Yeah, they're in the end credits. They're all seen.

kat 2:57

With picture things. Like they get specific end credits with their picture.

ryley 3:01

Yeah

kat 3:02

Those people didn't say anything.

ryley 3:04

They didn't say anything. And also they include their characters' like names, which I'm sure are in the book, but never were their names mentioned in in the movie

kat 3:12

I understand for- for a book why that would be okay.

ryley 3:15

Yeah.

kat 3:16

Because you physically have to read what their name is.

ryley 3:18

Yeah. And it doesn't matter if they talk a lot or not, but you know who they are.

kat 3:22

Yeah, like their character matters a little bit more in a book. In a movie, it would make sense if these characters had been introduced throughout because they were so like, distinct. Like they had like some specific descriptor about them. That would make more sense for them to get such a like, unique looking character if they had any fucking lines or purpose.

ryley 3:47

Exactly. And they weren't just like an extra.

kat 3:49

And they weren't just there.

ryley 3:50

Yeah.

kat 3:51

And like Rami Malik us in there for some reason.

ryley 3:54

I screamed when I saw him because I didn't know he was in this movie. I forgot he was in this movie.

kat 3:58

I think that was after he was the- was he in the first night at the museum?

ryley 4:04

Yeah, he was the mummy.

kat 4:05

Yes. I think that was after he was the mummy. So he was-

ryley 4:09

That was awesome.

kat 4:09

He was on his full uptick.

ryley 4:10

Yeah.

kat 4:12

Breaking down to part two next, I guess.

ryley 4:14

Yeah.

kat 4:16

The other things, I hate so much that it was a "that whole fight that you just watched, that was just a dream."

ryley 4:24

I think it's a crime to do in a movie. Like, oh, it was all just a dream

kat 4:28

In a book, fine.

ryley 4:29

Sure.

kat 4:30

It was just Alice showing him his future.

ryley 4:32

I think thats dumb.

kat 4:34

It is. It is very dumb. How he just I don't think enough was built up for his character for him to just turn around and be like, oh, let's go home. We're done. Let's go home.

ryley 4:47

I just it's so-

kat 4:48

It just seems like Stephenie Meyer doesn't know how to end series. And I'm just gonna say that.

ryley 4:53

Oh yeah, definitely. And also, I have so many reviews are just using the same words that you are about, like every like it's so funny, like I can't wait to read them to you.

kat 5:01

I think the the only other thing when Jacob says cuz you know before this if you hadn't seen Part Two you wouldn't you wouldn't know the part like the this thing between Jacob and Renesme isn't just like he's trying to protect her. You would think okay maybe, is- when he calls Ed- tells Edward: Should I start calling you dad?

ryley 5:22

W- I have a note that says Jacob is just a full blown pedophile, and everyone just kind of shrugs their shoulders and go like, well, at least he's protecting her. I'm like, that's disgusting.

kat 5:32

Yeah, because if you watch any interaction with them before that part and you hear that line in your head, you're like-

ryley 5:38

I can't believe Bella left them in the car alone. That makes I was like, Oh my god. That was just so awful.

kat 5:45

If I was Charlie I would have killed him.

ryley 5:47

No kidding.

kat 5:47

If I was Edward, I would have killed him. You hate this guy.

ryley 5:50

No kidding. And now he's targeting your daughter.

kat 5:54

He's grooming your child

ryley 5:55

Grooming your child.

kat 5:56

Literally grooming a child.

ryley 5:56

Literally.

kat 5:58

And it's like she's gonna reach like peak maturity like, yeah, like as mature as she's gonna get, like, seven years. I feel like they put that in there. Just so it could be like, See, she's gonna look like an adult soon.

ryley 6:11

Really quickly, soon, very soon.

kat 6:14

Don't worry. It's it'll happen any minute now.

ryley 6:18

It's so It's so creepy. So bad.

kat 6:22

So disgusting. Also, I got like, halfway through this movie and I was like, there's still an hour?

ryley 6:29

I fell asleep. So when they're on the ice on that big lake, and they're like trying to do the standoff that is like, that is half the movie. I fell asleep when they got to the ice fell asleep a little bit in between and woke up, you know, not too long before they started fighting. That's how long the ice scene is like the lake scene that is half the movie. I was able to fall asleep, not miss anything and still make it to the fight scene.

kat 6:54

It's a lot funnier than breaking dawn part one.

ryley 6:57

I think I think the director kind of realized like, this shouldn't be as serious as I'm trying to make it

kat 7:03

No.

ryley 7:03

At all. People like it.

kat 7:05

They completely, this is another story issue. What happened to the whole thing about Aro wanting to like kill the Cullens and take their family like he was only accusing them of that crime to do that. Do you remember that?

ryley 7:20

No because like I never really understood.

kat 7:23

So the whole- so they- someone comes in and says that the only reason that arrow is even accusing or making a big deal about Renesme being alive is because to him, he thinks that's a crime. And so he's accusing you of a crime. So people will see that you guys are bad people and not support you whenever I come in and kill all of you and take your best family member to be part of my team.

ryley 7:47

Yeah.

kat 7:48

That was the whole reason he was doing it. And it's like, you have all of these people. It seems like the choice he would have made was would be to still fight them.

ryley 7:56

But like Alice shows like his head gets ripped off.

kat 7:58

Yeah, but he has- like her whole thing is that he has the ability, like that's not the specific truth. She's showing him exactly what could happen. So he could avoid that being the end of it.

ryley 8:09

Especially since he sees what could possibly happen. He can beat those plays.

kat 8:14

Yes, exactly.

ryley 8:15

So okay, it makes a lot of sense.

Yeah.

kat 8:18

So that's just, in my opinion, I think that's a plot hole. I don't think his character had enough background and set up to have a change of heart like that.

ryley 8:27

Yeah, it was kind of weird. No, definitely. I agree now.

kat 8:30

but what I- I'll probably think of more stuff as we get into other parts. But what did you- What did you think?

ryley 8:37

Better than Breaking Dawn Part One, but still not good. Like, I probably won't- probably won't ever rewatch this.

kat 8:43

Like I literally laughed out loud at this alone.

ryley 8:49

Yeah.

kat 8:49

So many times, and I was like, at least I'm laughing. You know? At least I'm experiencing a positive emotion, which I was not doing with breaking down part one.

ryley 8:58

No, that moves so boring. I hated I hated the first one. Second one was a little bit better. Not as bad. I laughed a handful times, which was good, but I thought okay, so at the very beginning, Bella wakes up as a vampire. She goes on her first hunt. Okay, I thought my TV broke when she smells the rock climber because I thought it changed to free solo randomly.

kat 9:20

So yeah. Sounds like that's the first thing I thought about was like, Please don't eat Alex Honnold I like him.

ryley 9:26

I was like, What were what will happen, and then realize that she was chasing after him. So Bill, Bill completely, just erased like when vampires go in the sun and sparkle. He was like, I'm not doing that. I'm not spending any money towards that whatsoever. This was $136 million budget. Where did that money go? Because I don't think any of it was spent on this movie.

kat 9:54

They did it- they did it yet again.

ryley 9:56

Yeah, the last two are the most expensive and they look the worst.

kat 10:00

You had the ball and you dropped it.

ryley 10:02

You had the money, you put it in your own pocket. Like I don't know where that money went to. But it just, I just thought it was ridiculous.

kat 10:10

It is.

ryley 10:11

Nothing was worth $1 in that movie.

kat 10:13

Especially not the wigs.

ryley 10:15

No. Oh my god. Like the wigs are just so funny to me. One last thing. So like in the fight scene on the ice, the Volturi, there's some guys in purple robes that don't do anything. They all stand behind, like they all look creepy and ominous, like behind Michael Sheen.

kat 10:29

They're supposed to have the best powers in the whole like Vampire universe.

ryley 10:33

They don't do anything Michael Sheen has to go- go out there and start fighting before they do they just stand there. They stand there like they're newbies.

kat 10:40

Also is Bella's only power to be a shield.

ryley 10:44

It was just so funny. She's just-

kat 10:46

Like I understand like, yes, it makes you unable to be harmed by anyone. Is that it? You can't even help others?

ryley 10:53

I think it does help. Like if you stand close enough to people.

kat 10:57

Yeah.

ryley 10:57

She can be a shield.

kat 10:58

They have to be within her Bluetooth range

ryley 11:00

She- yeah, but she chooses like she was standing right next to Edward when he was like, transferred, or could only see the Amazon. She's like, I don't see anything. She could have helped him there. I don't know why. Not that they were in trouble but.

kat 11:12

No, no.

ryley 11:13

I don't understand why.

kat 11:14

I don't know it. I think they just were like this is the the only way they'll win is if those guys don't help out.

ryley 11:21

Exactly. They just stand there. They don't do anything. They don't even like shuffle around going. They just stand there and just kind of watch.

kat 11:30

But that's all that's the only other thing I have about it for the moment.

ryley 11:34

Yeah, that's that's all I have too.

kat 11:36

Well the breaking down ones are like the first ones where we actually like are just tearing it apart structurally.

ryley 11:41

Yeah. Oh yeah. Cuz the other ones are too fun to do that these actually- these like, they're too boring to not do.

kat 11:50

The contents of them aren't as wild as how goofy they look.

ryley 11:53

Exactly. No they just lose the magic of the first three, I would say. Moving on. This one is the fifth and final film of the Twilight Saga. The director is Bill Condon, he is known for directing the newest Beauty and the Beast, Dream Girls, and Kinsey and of course Breaking Dawn Part One and two. The writers are Melissa Rosenberg wrote the screenplay, Stephenie Meyer, who wrote the novels. And the stars are the usual Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner. And then we have in this one Mackenzie Foy, who plays resume and then Michael Sheen, who, who plays, what's his name in this Aro? Yeah. Fun facts. To protect Mackenzie Foy on set, Bill Condon had set up a swear jar or any cast and crew members caught swearing or uttering profanities were fined on the spot. The amount collected from the jar was donated to St. Jude's Children's Hospital. And I could not find how much money one was donated, which makes sense because you know, it's a charity thing and I don't think they would want to just released that but it I want to know how much they curse. But I did find that the two biggest people that curse were Robert Patterson and Kristen Stewart. Everyone said Kristen Stewart.

kat 13:13

So let's protect her from swears but her character is being groomed.

ryley 13:17

No kidding. That's the while thing. I thought. It's like a red is like built on. Condon was trying to protect Mckenzie Foy from Taylor Lautner.

kat 13:25

What is like from who? Jacob the character?

ryley 13:27

Yeah, no kidding.

kat 13:28

Stephenie Meyer? I don't know.

ryley 13:32

But yeah, so they had a swear jar, which I thought was funny. So it's kind of weird. So we haven't talked about the CGI baby yet. But there are 10 actresses who play different ages at Mackenzie Foy a including like multiple babies. And I'm just sitting here Where were those babies then? Because all it was was a CGI baby.

kat 13:51

Well, here's the thing. They just needed a baby that to be carried. So like oh, like

ryley 13:55

The body, okay, but why would they do that? Just get-

kat 13:58

I don't know

ryley 13:59

-the baby's face.

kat 14:00

I could see zero logic behind them doing that. Because it's horrible gives a shit if that like just fix the do something with the baby's eyes, okay, that's it. But she's like half human. So it's like her eyes don't necessarily need to look vampire.

ryley 14:17

Yeah, they can it's just a baby. Just put the baby in in the scene. I don't understand what he had to put some just horrific CGI.

kat 14:26

You know, I think a book series about Renesme may would be way cooler. Than this whole this whole series.

ryley 14:34

No kidding.

kat 14:34

Just as a concept without the Jacobs stuff.

ryley 14:37

Yeah.

kat 14:37

It would be really cool like a half human half vampire.

ryley 14:41

Yeah

kat 14:41

Like that's dope.

ryley 14:42

That is pretty cool. Yeah.

kat 14:44

Or like the dude who was like the first, like the first half vampire a person that Alice could find, like that would be dope. Yeah she talks to Bella. She talks to Bella at one point.

ryley 14:55

But then she has to touch everyone else's face. It's so weird.

kat 14:57

I don't- yeah, I don't know. I would understand if like she didn't talk at all and did that. But also, you know, there's kids who are like that where they will only verbally communicate with their parents.

ryley 15:07

Right. Yeah, that's true. Let's move on to the first review is from Richard Probst who has has written we've- we just keep he keeps popping up in all the reviews. He saw all of them.

kat 15:18

He was the most consistent he's the most consistent he actually watched all of them.

ryley 15:22

Yeah, he's pretty like fair with his reviews. He's not like too mean or anything. So he wrote on this one he actually states he actually did like this movie. He liked a lot more than part one for sure.

kat 15:33

Okay, that's fair.

ryley 15:34

Yeah. Richard says there's nothing great about the movies unless you're a fan of the franchise. He specifically says yes, Breaking Dawn Part Two is cliched, melodramatic, faux romantic, occasionally silly and reverent to the point of lunacy. But for Twilight fans, this may very well be the film that weaves together all the pieces influenza together into a surprisingly coherent, entertaining, well paced, and I daresay emotionally resonant film. I mean, yeah, I mean.

kat 16:04

the plot decisions were like, you know, they made sense at that point.

ryley 16:08

Yeah.

kat 16:08

But do I think they were good decisions? No.

ryley 16:12

No, I don't think there were good decisions. And there's like a lot of fans who read the books, and hated the movie. And there are a lot of fans who just hate the last book, because it just seems like a mess. If the movie was a mess, and they were following along pretty closely to the book, then the book must be a mess. That's all. I haven't read it. So I don't specifically know but

kat 16:30

There was a review last time that said that the last half of breaking down the book is the worst.

ryley 16:36

They said it was like very chaotic. Richard says it takes a good 30 to 45 minutes for the movie to pick up because we're watching Bella explore her powers resume growing up. And then we're watching Bella Edward Edwards marriage. So it's kind of cute. He says it's kind of kind of boring. He says this is great for you know, diehard fans, but everyone else is probably just laughing. Which yeah. He says, "the film is adorably goofy, silly and at the same time reverent to its cinematic predecessors. Even the film special effects, which were at times laughably bad in the last film are devoid of the awkward human to wolf transitions and the other silliness that was supposed to be mythical, but was mostly just a mess. In this film transitions are mostly seamless and even Jacob's mandatory ab shots make sense within the context of the story." I thought this movie was clunky I did not think there- I don't- I don't know. It just seemed really clunky. "Kristen Stewart clearly embraces the ability to set aside mopey goth Bella in favor of the more live but undead Bella."

kat 17:40

This is hot girl Bella.

ryley 17:42

Yeah, no kidding. Like her- like he notes like her personality, like came alive.

kat 17:46

Her hair looks different. And this one the way she dresses is different than this one.

ryley 17:50

Like she yells more. She's louder.

kat 17:52

Like, I hate- I hate that- that's a decision that was made for her character. Just by like the author of the books, you know, where it's like, okay, well now she's cool.

ryley 18:05

Yeah, exactly.

kat 18:07

Surprise. She could have been cooler.

ryley 18:08

She could have been cool this whole time. But she wasn't.

kat 18:10

It had to be vampires that changed her into a cool person.

ryley 18:13

Yeah. And he notes that Edward was as usual. And then he goes, "Lautner? he still can't act and this time he's outshined by a particularly nonverbal Mackenzie Foy as" resume. So the little girl who doesn't speak.

kat 18:28

Outshined by a child.

ryley 18:28

Yeah, the one that doesn't speak even. "Among the supporting players, Billy Burke again illuminates the screen every time he's on it, while Michael Sheen has the complete and utterly evil joy." There- Billy Burke was in the movie probably less than five minutes. And he still gets a mention of his great performance in this movie. I love that.

kat 18:48

He's got a lady friend.

ryley 18:50

Does he have a lady friend?

kat 18:52

Yeah.

ryley 18:53

Who?

kat 18:54

It's like someone from Jacob's tribe.

ryley 18:57

Oh, I didn't know.

kat 18:59

I think you might have fallen asleep through the part where they go over to his house for like, dinner or something.

ryley 19:05

I did

kat 19:06

Christmas.

ryley 19:07

Okay, that's probably it.

kat 19:09

You missed the Twilight Christmas special.

ryley 19:13

I did I have no clue what you're talking about. So yeah, I probably did fall asleep during that part.

kat 19:17

Yeah. Okay, so he has a lady friend and she's over at his house whenever Bella drops Jacob and resume over there.

ryley 19:28

That's so funny. Okay, yeah, I completely missed.

kat 19:31

It's like the most, yeah, he's in there a lot- a little more than you think.

ryley 19:35

Okay, because like he was like, I thought he was only in that beginning scene where he beats like the baby and stuff. But no, he- okay.

kat 19:42

No he comes back he literally babysits runnahs me during the whole fight at first like the nut up whenever? Oh, okay. That's what it is. They go meet with them and then they have to hide her with him and then they bring her the fight at the end anyway. There's like something going on in the middle, I watched it. I might as well have fallen asleep, but I watched it

ryley 20:07

That is so funny. Oh god, I thought I rewind it all the way till the point I fell asleep but I guess I didn't at all because I did not know that scene existed.

kat 20:16

They literally do Christmas.

ryley 20:17

Oh, that's hilarious. Oh my God. I love that.

kat 20:21

Yeah.

ryley 20:22

Okay, well, there you go. Well, I wasn't saying Billy Burke is not great I just loved I just thought there was only five minutes of him and he still got a mention, but he got- he had a little bit more and this is the last like bit he talks about. "If the Twilight films have never been your thing, I can't fathom a reason you fall in love with the series with this film." Well, you should start with the last film. I don't know who's doing that. "But then again, why would you still be seeing the films if you didn't secretly harbor a crush on team Edward or Team Jacob? The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part Two is truly a film that was made lovingly for the Saga's legion of fans who have turned these films into wildly popular and profitable films. If you count yourself among the Twilight legion of fans, then I'm pleased to report that you're going to find yourself very very happy here." Maybe a lot of people liked it. Yeah, I saw a lot of good reviews.

kat 21:13

I think just not being a fan and getting to this point. Not that I hate the other movies or anything just like I'm not like a diehard Twilight fan.

ryley 21:22

Yeah.

kat 21:22

So getting to this point like I didn't I don't I did not feel that it was all resolved properly. But I get that like being a fan of something you get you got to see it through so you find, you know, what you liked about it still?. And like even when I went to talk to Serena about part one, I was like I hated it. And she was like they got married. You know like I loved it.

ryley 21:45

I love the wedding scene in part one don't get me wrong.

kat 21:48

Yeah, I think that was enough for some of them they got married she turned into a vampire that's what she wanted. Yeah, so it's enough for me.

ryley 21:58

Aw, that's kinda sweet.

kat 21:58

It is you know.

ryley 21:59

that's true yeah.

kat 22:01

I get it but like I still hate it.

ryley 22:02

As a casual fan, because I love the first one and I love Eclipse those are my two favorite like I will rewatch those anytime, but I'm not diehard fan and I will probably never watch the Breaking Dawns ever again. Maybe new moon not, the Dawn's. Not my favorite.

kat 22:20

Not the Dawns, not this.

ryley 22:21

I have another one. And this is a Rolling Stone article. Which I thought was really funny. Review by Peter Travers, he gave it a two out of four stars. He writes, "it's dead. It's dead, by which I mean it's finished, it's finished. Five movies have been squeezed out of four Stephenie Meyer Twilight books, all of them read redefining cinematic tedium for a new century. And now it's over. It's over. No more Twilight movies ever. I'm so joyful that I might be over rating the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn Part Two by saying it's not half bad. Actually, it's almost completely bad, but, there's a smidge of twists in energy in the final chapter as if everyone is relieved to be done with the damn thing." Okay, that's how we kind of feel kind of done kind of done with it. "It's as if the slumming, Bill Condon who directed the worst Twilight movie in the Breaking Dawn Part One, started thinking fuck it and decided to laugh subversively at the whole silly business." which I agree because in Breaking Dawn Part One, he's way too serious. And in this one, I can see how the humor kind of came out a little bit more.

kat 23:26

I agree. Yeah.

ryley 23:27

"No one has a better time than Michael Sheen as," a vamp chief, "As vamp chief Aro. Leading legions of Volturi in a war against these rebels, Sheen is so deliciously hammy his performance should come with a side of pineapple." He says he's glad there's more action in this one but the special effects are terrible and I completely agree. He- so it's like he only mentioned about the wolves but not the freakin baby, which I think is the worst. Like I can get the wolves whatever the Digital's look ridiculous you know, and "but even they have to take a backseat to the dialogue in which Bella and Edward cuddling in a meadow profess to love each other" forever and ever, or "forever and forever." Sorry. "You can see the effort it takes for Stewart and Pattinson not to do a spit take, unless be devotions to to the Twi-hards who made their careers or excellent lead that helped them maintain straight faces. You're going to hear a lot about breaking down part two being the best of the Twilight movies, that's like saying as simple head colds preferable to swine flu. They'll all make you sick." That last little bit was a little mean. I liked the first one and Eclipse but I don't think this is the best one at all. Probably the second to worse and now we can move on to the reviews. I will start with a positive one. This is a review that's a 10 out of 10 on IMBD came out June 9, 2020. So not that long ago. Yeah, but this one's a 10 out of 10 and the title is "Amazing movie. I didn't expect that." "Amazing movie. This movie is my favorite of the Twilight Saga is amazing. I didn't like the first three very much but this one and the last are awesome." Which is so odd to me because like,

kat 25:11

So wrong.

ryley 25:12

It's so wrong. How did you not like the first one? Well, why are you watching three of them, not liking them and then hanging on to the last two and liking those.

kat 25:22

But do you remember those ones where it was like, I hated- I hated new moon but I'm still going to watch all of them.

ryley 25:29

Yeah, I guess it's just commitment to wanting to finish them. Okay.

kat 25:32

You watched you- especially if this person read all the books.

ryley 25:36

Yeah.

kat 25:37

It's just kind of like, it has to be really, really fucking bad for you not to watch all of them.

ryley 25:42

Yeah, that's true.

kat 25:43

You have to hold- like it's that like holding on for hope that one of them's good.

ryley 25:47

Yeah, I guess. And they found it in the last two

kat 25:49

First three aren't bad. As much as the- as New Moon was boring.

ryley 25:54

Yeah.

kat 25:55

Still, I just I personally still rewatch it if I was watching all of them. But I wouldn't watch the last two.

ryley 26:03

No, absolutely not. So we can move on to the one stars. This one's from IMBD one out of ten. Came out in September 2021, not that long ago. They called it overrated. "This movie is just overrated on many levels. That acting awful selection of cast members with the worst actress in the world Kristen Stewart. Boring and unrealistic story. Overall, an overrated movie should not be pushed that much. Brainwashed generation fell for this movie, and became diehard fans." Brainwashed generation, just say you're a Boomer and get out of here.

kat 26:37

Brainwashed? That's aggressive.

ryley 26:41

It's a- it's so much negative energy for just movies, just movies that people like. I think this one's similar to that. Or it might be a different one. But we'll see. This is a one out of 10 came out in March 2013, so not that long before the movie or after the movie came out. It's called "the worst movie ever" question mark. "I can't believe this movie has the following it has shame on the world." Wow, that's a lot. Shame on the world.

kat 27:06

Take this energy somewhere else.

ryley 27:08

Yeah, no kidding. Like, it is not that big of a deal.

kat 27:12

There's a tiktok audio that's something along the lines of like, I like what you're doing. But why don't you put that energy into like a job or something?

ryley 27:20

Exactly. Like, my goodness, and they continue, "I don't care what age you're, no one should stand for this insult to the medium of film." This is such a film boy comment because it's like, my goodness, it is not a big deal. There are worse movies made before even Twilight came out. Many many horrible movies.

kat 27:40

Yeah. That's also why I appreciate because, we've read a review from one of my professors before, that's way. I appreciate that. He has the potential to be a pretentious douchebag he's a film professor. But he's still like, you know, watched all of them and wrote a review on all of them and didn't call them garbage scum of the earth. He just made, you know, little jokes about that.

ryley 27:59

Yeah.

kat 28:00

In his review, but that's it. That's, you know, it's possible to do that without saying it's an insult to the film, the world of film.

ryley 28:08

It's fine that bad movies are made and that people like them. It's okay. Good movies are still gonna come out, dude. It's fine.

Literally.

And this, he just keeps going. "The human race has hit a new low. The special effects the dialogue, the characters, the goth hipster look at all the characters sport. Pattinson's syrupy Pillow Talk. Stewart's total lack of acting chops. It all adds up to a stinging piece of feces." That's graphic.

kat 28:38

A lot of people that were in the twilight were emo or goth. So like I understand, but I feel like now those terms mean such different things visually. So it's like what I think of Twilight. I don't think of emo. You know, I just think of like teenagers.

ryley 28:53

Yeah, that's what I think too. And that just shows you like how old this person is, too.

kat 28:58

And like at the time I get it, because it was like they were being called goth and emo. So everyone just assumed that that's what that was. But like they just looked, Bella looks like every other bitch, you know?

ryley 29:11

Yes. Yeah. He still has more to say. "I might gouge my eyes out after I write this review, actually. Actors used to-"

kat 29:19

Please do.

ryley 29:20

Yeah, no kidding. "Actors used to be my heroes. Not anymore. Forget all those self serving prima donnas. The Razzies were so right on this one." Yeah, he just writes "Facinelli No. Sheen. No." So it's just too serious for movies that aren't serious at all. Moving on. This one is a one out of 10, it was written in 2020. "Dakota Fanning just ruins all of her movies now." Dakota Fanning is such a has been. I can't believe she keeps getting cast. She has lost her talents completely." I don't think any blame should be cast on her.

kat 29:55

No, she's not the problem.

ryley 29:57

She's barely a character. She's barely here a character in this movie, which is fine, but I just don't understand the hate so many people will go after Dakota Fanning in these movies.

kat 30:06

She's just a vampire villain. Okay.

ryley 30:08

Yeah. Alright, I'm gonna move on to some letterbox reviews.

kat 30:12

Yay.

ryley 30:13

Which are always hilarious.

kat 30:14

They're like the Tumblr of of movie review

ryley 30:18

They are and they're just like, they show the fans I believe. Like truly, like fans who get it. I'm gonna start with this one because it's kind of weird. So they wrote this is by the same person they wrote two separate reviews with two separate ratings back to back. First one, they give it three stars and they said "Bella really said gaslight, gatkeep, girl boss," which I can already tell was written recently. I don't understand why they wrote this because I don't know what- I mean. She's strong now.

kat 30:52

I think that's why I guess she's, she's stronger than Edward.

ryley 30:54

Okay, so she- okay, that's funny. So they wrote that and then right after that, so first off they put us two stars in the start off going "one star for the Renesme CGI baby and the other for, you nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster." Which is true, but I just don't understand why they put two different reviews and they're different reviews.

kat 31:16

They had two different points to make. What do you not get?

ryley 31:18

I- you know what? That's smart.

kat 31:22

Keep them- keep them on their toes.

ryley 31:24

Exactly. This one is a one star, "Imagine if infinity war ended like that."

kat 31:32

Thanos is just like, we should just gohome.

ryley 31:35

Yeah, exactly. Like oh, it's a dream, yeah.

kat 31:38

It was actually just a- it was just a- I don't even know what character would be able to do that.

ryley 31:42

I'm thinking of-

kat 31:43

Like Wanda? is that what she does? I don't know what her- I don't know what her power is.

ryley 31:46

Benedict Cumberbatch can kind of I guess he can see in the future a little bit. I don't know. I don't know if he can do that.

kat 31:51

He can- well he can his character can like manipulate time.

ryley 31:55

So it makes sense that his character would do that. But it's just like, when I saw them all running to each other I'm like, this is just like Infinity War, this is- this is the OG Marvel movie. And this person moves on they wrote "three stars finally have finished the Twilight series. I came in as a girl, I left as a woman."

kat 32:15

That's how I feel, it's emotionally drained me.

ryley 32:19

That's the thing like a lot of people got you know, these were their childhood and I get it, you know?

kat 32:23

Yeah

ryley 32:24

This one's a five star one. "Edward laughing as Bella loses it because Jacob imprinted on their daughter is peak cinema also blows a kisses scar for Rami Malik."

kat 32:40

Yes, but he- people love him a lot more now than they did then.

Yeah, yeah.

Not that they- not that he was bad or anything. He's been- He's, he's been Freddie Mercury for the love of God. You know? Like, he's-

ryley 32:51

There's a review about that. I can't wait till it pops up.

kat 32:54

Okay.

ryley 32:56

This one's just a one star that goes "Jacob go to fucking jail."

kat 33:03

That's how we all feel. He needs to be needs to be locked away.

ryley 33:06

No kidding. This is a five star one. "No offense, but those end credits have me feeling some kind of way." So, I guess a good way. Because like, yeah, it was like nostalgia. You know, nostalgic.

kat 33:19

Was it a negative? Wait was that- how many stars did that review have?

ryley 33:21

It was five star so I guess it was in a good way.

kat 33:24

I guess.

ryley 33:24

Yeah.

kat 33:25

Also the montage of Bella and Edward is so stupid.

ryley 33:29

Yeah. Oh, it's like a- like someone. Someone

kat 33:32

It's like a fan edit.

ryley 33:33

Yeah. YouTube fan edit.

kat 33:35

That's the shit I would make for American Horror Story in high school. That is goofy.

ryley 33:41

Yeah.

kat 33:41

And they were literally playing the I would die everyday waiting for you.

ryley 33:46

People were saying like that brought them to tears. Which is so funny to me.

kat 33:51

You know how emotional I am.

ryley 33:53

Yeah.

kat 33:53

I teared up a little bit.

ryley 33:55

You did.

kat 33:55

As much as I hated it. I was like,

ryley 33:57

I watched all of it. I've watched the whole- the whole credit scene just for, you know.

kat 34:01

I can't fight these tears. I can't fight these fucking tears.

ryley 34:06

Yeah

kat 34:06

Literally playing- They can't play Christina Perri, like that.

ryley 34:09

Moving on to the next one. It's a one star and writes, "this was horrible. I did not love it. I still cried though." Which-

kat 34:17

Me!

ryley 34:18

Yeah, that is you? Definitely you.

kat 34:20

It was literally like mad at myself. I was like, Don't you fucking cry, not at this.

ryley 34:26

Not at this.

kat 34:27

But to you know, just to paint a picture for anyone listening. I cried when Mike The Situation proposed to his girlfriend Lauren. Okay.

ryley 34:37

Exactly.

kat 34:38

That's how sensitive I am.

ryley 34:40

Yeah.

kat 34:41

So don't be surprised by this.

ryley 34:42

Oh, yeah. No kidding. This one is a three and a half star one, "Robert Pattinson after finishing the movie: I'm free, worst experience of fucking life." He shits on those movies so hard and it's so funny to me. I love it.

kat 34:57

He gets- he deserves it.

ryley 34:59

He worked hard for it.

kat 35:01

People think he's a terrible actor because of them, so I think he deserves all of it.

ryley 35:05

Exactly. And like I just want to say like he's in so many good movies just just watch like a good time or what's it called? I think it's good time. And the lighthouse I love his in those, they're really good.

kat 35:17

I still haven't seen lighthouse.

ryley 35:19

It's weird, but he's good. It's super weird, beautifully shot, but- and he's still good. I like it.

kat 35:26

Yeah.

ryley 35:28

This is a two and a half star one "Bella almost kills the free solo bro at the beginning of this." I just had to screenshot that because I literally thought that.

Her climbing and them-

kat 35:39

So scary. And she's barefoot. She's barefoot.

ryley 35:44

Literally. And Edwards like please don't.

And then she just jumps off the cliff. She's completely jumps off the cliff.

kat 35:50

Her like- them running. I don't- I guess they just don't run as much in the other one.

ryley 35:56

They don't. And it's so weird.

kat 35:59

They look hilarious when they're running. Because to make them look like they're running fast. They just edit their faces. Yeah, like, move.

ryley 36:08

Yeah, exactly.

kat 36:09

Bella runs like a goofball, Carlisle runs hilarious.

ryley 36:13

I need to look it up because I didn't- I couldn't like really see them.

kat 36:17

They should have taught them some form. You know, like its- because you know,

ryley 36:22

yeah.

kat 36:22

If you don't know like proper running form, you will look like a goofball when you're running.

ryley 36:27

You're running in a dream, which is never pretty. Or effective.

kat 36:35

That's how Carlisle runs.

ryley 36:37

I love that.

kat 36:38

Like, you know, Bella does not- I think what throws me off is I just, if I had to think of the the least athletic character in a movie that I could think of, it would be her.

ryley 36:49

Oh my god.

kat 36:50

Like, I just can't think of her as athletic in any way. She just does so much nothing.

ryley 36:56

Yeah.

kat 36:57

And is like being carried in all the other movies. So it's like seeing her run is just funny to me.

ryley 37:05

I just like,

kat 37:06

Sorry.

ryley 37:06

it's just bad special effects. So I just I love those scenes. They're really funny.

kat 37:09

Coupled with funny running is just.

ryley 37:13

This is a five star one. This is a little bit lamer but, "Martin Scorsese once said The Twilight Saga is the best and most beautiful piece of art in cinema." Here's the thing he hates those Marvel movies. I don't think he ever quoted that he hates Twilight. So that should say something.

kat 37:33

I'm about to look this up.

ryley 37:34

Yeah, I want- I'm curious to know if he's ever like openly said he hates Twilight, because if he hasn't, that means the Twilight franchise is better than any Marvel movie ever made.

kat 37:43

Okay, I didn't find I didn't find that but I found something from 2019 and the only sentence that's popping up on like the summary of whatever this link is to says, "Twilight is the greatest film series in history. Suck it Scorsese. It's better than the Godfather, and it's better than anything Martin Scorsese has ever made. You can debate this fact but you'd be wrong."

ryley 38:06

Wait, DeMarco smartly says he didn't make godfather?

kat 38:11

No, he's saying it's better than godfather and anything that Scorses could ever make.

ryley 38:14

Oh, okay. I thought they were being dumb and thinking Martin Scorsese made that, I'm like no he didn't.

kat 38:21

They list reasons why it's better, why it's the best movie ever. Could I read these real quick?

ryley 38:25

Yeah, go ahead.

kat 38:26

Reason number one, it has vampires. Reason number two, it has it has vampires who play baseball in the rain. Reason number three, it has been players who played baseball in the rain, but who also have a vampire cult after them. Number four is, it has vampires who play baseball in the rain, but who also have a vampire cult after them with whom they fight a lot.

ryley 38:51

These are all very good reasons.

kat 38:53

I'm gonna I'm gonna skip to the last fact. There's only there's only two more. It has a vampire "who plays baseball in the rain but who also have a vampire called after them with whom they fight a lot and did I mention the teenage Werewolf falling in love with the half vampire baby who was originally meant to be a robot." Have you seen the original robot that they have?

ryley 39:15

Oh, it's

kat 39:16

For Renesme.

ryley 39:17

Doesn't have like a little long wig on and it's like just the most terrifying you've ever seen?

kat 39:23

Well, there's a statue, they have it in like the little box in Forks on display and it just says Chuckesme.

ryley 39:32

that okay, I want to see a movie made about the robot baby that was supposed to be used. I want to see movie about that.

kat 39:38

But I agree with those reasons. That is true. Scorsese can go suck it.

ryley 39:45

That's so funny.

kat 39:46

And you could tell him I said that. What if we accidentally started beef with a big director?

ryley 39:51

I would honestly I would love it. Anyone

kat 39:54

I'd love it.

ryley 39:54

I don't care.

kat 39:56

The publicity, the drama.

ryley 39:58

I would get so giddy if Martin Scorsese just sent me a hate message.

kat 40:04

That would be the perfect amount of like drama for the two of us.

I would love it.

Oh, what does this podcast got going on? Oh, they have a running beef with Martin Scorsese over the Twilight movie.

ryley 40:17

Its two 20 year old girls just yelling at Martin Scorsese. Just bullying Martin Scorsese.

kat 40:21

Don't even get me started on Tarantino.

ryley 40:25

He doesn't want it, no, he doesn't want it.

kat 40:27

He doesn't want this smoke.

ryley 40:30

I'll bring up all the dirt. I don't care.

kat 40:33

Yeah, we'll have an episode of us just tearing them apart.

ryley 40:36

I honestly wouldn't mind that.

kat 40:41

Okay, okay, let's let's move on back to the Twilight before we before we piss somebody off.

ryley 40:46

Yeah, no kidding. This next one's a three star one. The cat- "The cats from cats come from the same place thaat the CGI Twilight baby did."

kat 40:55

Those things are creepy looking, the movie version.

ryley 40:58

Me and Austin would watch 15 minute intervals of that movie and then we would get so bored or uncomfortable with it. We would turn it off and then we would just do that every few weeks until we think we got almost to the end of the movie.

kat 41:15

That's the only way to watch that movie in 15 minute intervals.

ryley 41:16

Yeah, you can only watch it for a few minutes. This is a two and a half star one. I liked this one. "Batman is still sexy in this one. I like the part when Batman and the lead singer Queen teamed up to fight the bad guys." I love that one.

kat 41:31

I forgot I forgot that he's Batman now

ryley 41:33

Yeah, he's Batman now. I'm gonna go see it

kat 41:35

I'm very It looks really good. I love- I love a serious Batman movie.

ryley 41:39

I love a- I love a skinny Batman, who's not beefed up at all it's just Robert Pattinson because they said like you have to get like ripped for this, and he's like okay, give me- give me six months and I'll I can be the part you want me to be. He came back six months later looking no different. And they were like forced to like, well, we can't do we can't not have him in it now.

kat 42:01

Well, they literally they put a fake chest and abs on Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man just so he can have like that little-

ryley 42:10

Oh really, why can't they have it for Robert?

kat 42:11

-circle thing, so they have the capabilities.

ryley 42:13

Yeah.

kat 42:14

I mean, it is a lot of time and money to put those on people though. But it's literally that Batman. They have the money.

ryley 42:20

Right? And like the other ones like the the past ones I've always or at least starting with at least Christian Bale. And what's his name? Ben Affleck. I think they got-

kat 42:30

He was a blip of a Batman.

ryley 42:32

He regrets it so I can already tell. I think everyone regrets it.

kat 42:37

Yeah, I regret knowing that he was even Batman.

ryley 42:39

I guess they worked out for it. So I think they just expected every new Batman to do it and Roberts like no.

kat 42:45

I also I don't think they could beat the Heath Ledger as Joker Batman.

ryley 42:49

No one's gonna ever top that

kat 42:51

He was such he was such a good Batman, not Batman, Joker. He was such a good Joker. But like, I know that's- that was part of his his downfall. So it's like.

ryley 43:02

Yeah, I mean, it was such an iconic role for him. And I mean, and he took his so seriously too.

kat 43:08

He did. He did.

ryley 43:08

Yeah.

kat 43:09

But let's move on before I start crying. No, I'm not. It's fine. I'm just emotional.

ryley 43:17

Sorry, I brought him up.

kat 43:19

How could you even bring up the word Batman? It's gonna make me think of Heath Ledger. At least make me think of Jared Leto so I'm at least mad not sad.

ryley 43:26

Exactly. Alright this one is just half a star. "I'm only halfway through the film but I fucking hate it so much. Why is everyone a fucking superhero? This might be the worst film I've ever seen. Fuck this film. Fuck it. What a fucking atrocity." Why does everyone have to be a superhero on the freakin Marvel movies? Why is everyone is a superhero in all those are? Why?

kat 43:53

No, but I get what they're saying. It's just like, oh, everyone has- it's now- Now, it's like, more of a fantasy movie. Like a young adult fantasy. Like you know, it just it doesn't match tonally with the other ones.

ryley 44:06

That's true.

kat 44:08

Like, it'd be like, Oh, well now we all have these special powers and it's a magic movie. Now. You know?

ryley 44:14

Yeah.

kat 44:15

I get it. But that's a thought that's definitely a thought I had where I was like, I don't care. I don't care that they have superpowers.

ryley 44:23

That's true.

kat 44:24

Like they could just be vampires fighting each other. But I know that they have to have like something special about them or whatever.

Yeah, that's I mean, that's true.

It just toneally it seemed random.

ryley 44:36

This one is three stars. And it goes "Michael Sheen is so bonkers." Which I love.

kat 44:43

Like, yeah, he's playing a vampire cult leader.

ryley 44:46

Yeah. I'm only gonna read the first few sentences of this one because they just kind of go off but I just love the first sentence. It's one and a half stars. And went, "finally finish with this unhinge Mormon nightmare. A creepy polygamous fantasy, wherein being separate from the rest of society and live with your entire family on a cottage compound in the woods is high fantasy. Demented. Horrifying." And then they go off and the about the Jacob imprinting thing and-

kat 45:18

Fair enough.

ryley 45:18

How it's bad and that's fair enough. I just love Mormon nightmare.

kat 45:22

Yeah, it is.

ryley 45:24

Okay this one doesn't have any stars and I hate when they don't put any stars because then I just have to guess what they're talking about or how they liked it. Oh, this is a "I watched all five of these today. Main criticism is that there are no other monsters beyond vampire and werewolves. A ghost, a Frankenstein, even a humble goblin would have been nice. Maybe the woman vampire." She says woman vampire, not even Bella. She watched all five movie she should know her name.

kat 45:51

I think it's a joke.

Yeah. Maybe. "Maybe the woman vampire could have had a brief love triangle with a man vampire. And some kind of talking pumpkin. Alas."

I think they mean like another woman vampire should have been like, a part of the love triangle.

ryley 46:08

Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Like they're okay. I get it.

kat 46:12

Yeah. Also. Alice fucking saves the whole everyone's asses.

ryley 46:15

Okay. Yeah, she's the hero.

kat 46:17

Why didn't Bella end up with her? You know?

Yeah.

ryley 46:19

Team Alice.

kat 46:21

Team Alice.

ryley 46:21

I Saw a lot of team Alice, which I get?

kat 46:23

Yeah.

ryley 46:23

Or Ashley green.

kat 46:25

Well, you know, us gays and our love for representation.

ryley 46:33

The next one is a four and a half star one. "You know, men on the internet like to tell me that I don't have tastes, a lot. But I just watch all five of these movies in a 12 hour span, so." Good for you. That's like, think about if you start at like 9am, you wouldn't be done until 9pm.

kat 46:51

I, I could do that.

ryley 46:54

It's not impossible.

kat 46:55

It's not too bad.

ryley 46:56

I get it. I get it. This is actually the last few. This is four stars. "That fight scene was better than End Game's. I don't care." And then this last one, "got jumpscared by Rami Malik." So that was the last letterbox one. And then I can finish off with a 10 star one. This is the last 10 star one. 10 out of 10 on IMBD, titled, "best movie ever" it's written in 2018. "I'm a guy and I watched his movie. Finally, while I was randomly scrolling through channels on the TV." I read books, "I'd read the books a long time back and didn't think I could watch the movies as it would mean going through the heartbreak of seeing a series end. But boy, these guys have presented it so beautifully. 10 out of 10 from me, a fan of the books." Aw.

kat 47:46

That's the cutest review, so far.

ryley 47:47

I know, I love it.

kat 47:48

It's bare minimum from a man but like, it's so cute.

ryley 47:51

I like how you mentioned it though, because like, there's so many guys going, I saw this I'm a dude by the way I was embarrassed to watch this movie. I was like, whatever. I like he's like, I'm a dude, I'm a fan.

kat 48:01

I read all the books.

ryley 48:01

Yeah, I read all the books, and I'm glad I watched the movies like, nice.

kat 48:05

Yeah. That's- I think that's really cute because I get that, that feeling of like, I don't want to watch this all the way through. Like I don't want to finish these movies because that means it's over.

ryley 48:15

Yeah.

kat 48:17

But also, I have such a FOMO personality that I have to watch it

ryley 48:22

Yeah.

kat 48:23

Because like Noah is that way with like TV shows he won't- he doesn't like watching the finale because he's like, I don't- I don't want to know what happens. I just want to I just want it to always exist in my head. And it's like, you know.

ryley 48:35

I feel that way, but like, I'm like if I don't watch every episode right now,

kat 48:39

I'm a binge-watcher I have to watch everything.

ryley 48:41

I have to watch all of it right now. And I and I live with someone who doesn't do that. And they'll wait forever to watch the next episode. And I have to wait because we're watching it together. So it, yeah.

kat 48:55

Yeah.

ryley 48:56

I feel a little crazy sometimes.

kat 48:58

No, I always just at some point am like, I'm watching this on my own you can deal with it.

ryley 49:03

I get in trouble for that. If we start with something together. We gotta we have to watch it all together.

kat 49:10

And this will probably be our most unhinged episode but I'm okay with that.

ryley 49:13

Yeah.

kat 49:13

it's deserved.

ryley 49:15

These movies are unhinged. It was- these fans are unhinged. So let's

kat 49:20

They are we've earned it. We earned our unhinged episode. Okay. Just whoever is listening right now, just imagine how much I had to cut out. Okay. Be- be grateful for what's in here.

ryley 49:34

Yeah, no kidding. If you had to rate it from one out of five stars, how would you rate it?

kat 49:43

For pain and suffering from both Breaking Dawn's, two out of five

ryley 49:48

Two out of five? Yeah, because I know we gave the first one a one star because it's just so bad. I hate that. I hate breaking down part one. Breaking Dawn part two is a little bit more tolerable. I'm not gonna give it three stars though it doesn't deserve three stars. I would say it's a two out of five. It's a lot better than the first one though. I will say.

kat 50:06

Oh, yeah, it's it's a lot more watchable

ryley 50:09

Way more watchable.

kat 50:09

It's just like in context of the whole series and ending up here.

ryley 50:13

Yeah.

kat 50:14

I'm just like, I'm not a fan of it. But yeah, so thank you so much for listening along with us through this Twilight series. I hope you enjoyed it. You can find us on social media or as of right now we only have a Tiktok. And it's Easy Bake Takes on TikTok. So follow us there if you want to. We're going to start posting clips and stuff soon. But thank you so much for listening in general. This has been Easy Bake Takes, I'm Kat.

ryley 50:41

And I'm Ryley.

kat 50:42

Easy watching out there. Goodbye.

ryley 50:44

Bye.